A Brief but Comprehensive Biography of Philip Scott Weber
Intended, Major Donor, Technical Consultant
Phillip Scott Weber was born in 1982 to Cynthia and William Weber. His sister Annaliese followed shortly thereafter. His early years were spent frolicking Tiger Mountain, having LAN parties and beating girls off with a stick. After enduring a lifetime of catholic schooling, for which he has since forgiven his parents, he went on to study at Western Washington University in the bustling metropolis of Bellevue, WA. He got a degree in computards and “the internets”. It took him five years to graduate, because he’s a laid-back kind of guy.
In 2009, Phil decided that he no longer wanted to work for “the man” so he formed his own company making rad Weber-sites™ with his rad business partner Clara under the moniker Highlighter: http://www.wehighlight.com/. He has since relocated to Chicago, and started working for “the man" again, but has decided he likes it now.
Philip enjoys answering “yes” to multiple choice questions. His political and religious views are Dragon Army and he believes that Fear Is The Mind Killer. His favorite word is beep and thinks every meal should consist of cheese steaks and blackberry pie. He is a blooming chef and recently mastered both risotto and huevos rancheros. He also makes really good mix tapes.